Illuminati Greeting Card

Steve Jackson Games SKU: SJG9651

Contents: 1 greeting card

$2.00

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The Illuminati told me what you like.
I hope they were right.

Bribe is such an ugly word. It's more of a . . . donation to a worthy cause. A show of support. A little something special for someone special. A . . . gift.

What do you mean "nothing's free?" Now, now, don't be that way. Simply accept the gift and give it no further thought. We just like you.

You like us, too. Don't you?