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It's Green, it's Awful, and it's a Thing . . . on a shirt.
The Awful Green Things T-Shirt was designed as the official off-duty wear for the crew of the starship Znutar. It's the exact color of Zgwortz, so stains won't show. It has a big picture of an Awful Green Thing, so crew members won't accidentally mistake each other for monsters. That last part didn't quite work out as intended, which is why these shirts are now available to you as high-quality Peace Force Surplus.