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Uncle Albert's tried it all: magazine ads, television, mail-order catalogs, even skywriting. To get his message about new inventions and the latest technology at the lowest prices to even more people, the Uncle Albert's Auto Stop and Gunnery Shop crack marketing department has decided to try an old stand-by from the good old days -- the promotional calendar.
Although presented as a 2038 calendar, complete with "historical" dates from 1981 to 2038, this is actually a fully functional 1988 calendar. The months and dates are all correct for the year 1988 (and it can also be used in 2016 and 2044). Hang it on your wall! Impress your friends! Confuse your enemies!
Each month features a new Car Wars gadget from Uncle Albert's Auto Stop and Gunnery Shop! Complete game stats are given for each item, and each one is "official" in the Car Wars game system. No fair peeking, though -- an item becomes official on the first day of the month it is featured, and not a day sooner.
Written by Scott Haring