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A proper ninja employee needs a little help sometimes to remember all the rules at work. This convenient poster gives you all the guidelines you'll need, from:
1. If a customer has a complaint, DO NOT kill them. This is very important. A dead customer is not a paying customer.
all the way to:
10. Remember, Secret Sauce is in the beige containers, and snake venom is in the light tan containers. Let's not have a repeat of last month.
This poster is printed on high-quality photo satin paper, for bright, lasting colors. It measures 11x17 inches, and comes rolled up in a hard cardboard tube; multiple posters will be shipped in the same tube when possible.