Monty Python: Plush Holy Hand Grenade Danglers
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The Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch Danglers

And Saint Attila raised the hand grenade up on high, saying, "O Lord, bless this Thy hand grenade that, with it, Thou may blowest Thine enemies to bits in Thy mercy." And the Lord did grin, and the people did feast upon the lambs and sloths and carp and anchovies and orangutans and breakfast cereals and fruit bats . . . and the Lord spake, saying, "First shalt thou take out the Holy Pin. Then, shalt thou count to three. No more. No less. Three shall be the number thou shalt count, and the number of the counting shall be three. Four shalt thou not count, nor either count thou two, excepting that thou then proceed to three. Five is right out. Once the number three, being the third number, be reached, then, lobbest thou thy Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch towards thy foe, who, being naughty in my sight, shall snuff it."

This plush toy is made of two small golden grenades, measuring roughly 4 inches across. Thou shalt not pull out the Holy Pin, excepting that thou wish only to destroy the plush and witness no holy explosion.

For ages 3 and up.

1 plush holy hand grenade dangler
Stock #TYVMP087 * ISBN 651174150871 * $12.75

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