Monty Python: Horse Action Figure
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Guide to the Care and Feeding of Your New Horse

Grooming: a stiff brush, with bristles about 8 mm long, tapering in a 25 degree arc, is mandatory for proper brushing of the hairs.

Feeding: in spite of numerous attempts, we haven't yet been able to get this horse to actually consume anything, although one night a whole plate of brownies vanished.

Saddling: Saddle the horse by placing one round inner side in your left hand, gripping it soundly, and one round inner side in your right hand, also gripping it soundly. WARNING: do NOT grip the outer sides, as this is a very sensitive area to the horse, and he is likely to bite.

Riding: Carefully bring your hands together, forcing the two halves of the horse together, so that the round protruding areas meet each other, at approximately a wind speed of 14 knots, are connected for approximately 1.1416 seconds, and then bring the halves apart. Repeat as desired, unless the horse gets tired.

Do NOT tire your horse too much. Horses are God's creatures just like you, and cruelty is against the law.

Includes two hollowed-out coconut halves.

2 half coconuts
Stock #TYVMP074 * $15.00

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