Pyramid Mug, Green
(Steve Jackson Games)

On Order

We know what you're drinking . . .

Coffee. As illuminations go, few things compare to that mandatory caffeine rush human beings (and some sub-humans and transhumans) require every morning. Unfortunately, coffee doesn't simply lift itself from the pot and bring itself to your mouth and enter your esophagus all on its own. Well, your coffee doesn't anyway. No, you'll need a receptacle of some sort. A middle man. A cylindrical go-between for you and the coffee pot.

Perhaps the Secret Masters to be of some assistance.

These fnordy mugs hold 11 oz. of your choice of liquid. Coffee is typical. The mugs are dishwasher safe (assuming you use a standard, Earth-made dishwasher, and not a Venusian laser-based cleaning unit). On either side of the mug is the symbol of our Secret Masters. One might even say the symbol is "emblazoned." One might also say that there aren't any secret, subliminal messages hidden within the cup. We promise.

Note to special operatives: this is not the same mug listed on page 23 of your field manual. While they look identical, that mug releases a deadly neurotoxin when used. We recommend you don't get them confused.

Also available in black, maroon, and fnord!

1 green mug
Stock #SJG9012C * $10.00

This item is temporarily out of stock. We try to keep a stock of everything on the shelves, and re-order in advance so we never run out. Sometimes we guess wrong. This product has already been re-ordered, and your order will ship as soon as it arrives.

You may order it now, but your entire order will be held until this item arrives and is in stock. The Warehouse apologizes for the inconvenience, and will find some way to blame it all on alien interference.

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