Ninja Burger RPG, 1st Edition
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No Other Fast-Food Chain Has Dim-Mak Death Touch!

Ninja Burger is devoted to customer service, quality food, and quick delivery. We hope you enjoy ordering from us, because at Ninja Burger your satisfaction is important to us. If you have any comments about your Ninja Burger experience, please be sure to let us know! Keep in mind, however, Ninja do not take criticism well, and loud-mouthed gaijin who offer it inevitably end up regretting it.

You WILL Experience the Ninja Burger Difference!

Placing An Order With Ninja Burger

Feeling a little hungry? Want a Ninja Burger with a side of fries and a cola? Ordering from Ninja Burger is simple! We already know where you are, so there's no need to enter an address. We can deliver anywhere, so unlocking doors or deactivating security systems is not necessary. And since we already have access to your bank account and credit card information, payment is simple and secure.

To ensure your safety during the delivery process, please do not make any sudden movements. You may also wish to leave the doors and/or windows unlocked to make our delivery easier, and to save on costly repairs. Also, be advised that any large dogs or cats may need to be temporarily incapacitated by Ninja Knock-Out Powder to protect our Ninja delivery team during the insertion phase.

And please, do not tip the Ninja!

Ninja Burger: the RPG is based on the hysterically funny and award-winning website, www.ninjaburger.com - it brings you bad Ninja jokes, Ninja (dis)honor, Ninja magic, secret conspiracies, and "Fries of Our Ancestors" right to your table.

Delivered in 30 Minutes or Less, Or We Will Commit Seppuku!

Designed by Michael 'Aeon' Fiegel, Kenshiro Aette, Christopher O'Neill, Christopher Davis, Matthew Hicks, and Daniel Landis.

32 pages
Stock #9LG9200 * $6.00

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