Kobolds Ate My Baby: Farmageddon!
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An Adventure For Use With KAMB 3E!

Note: This game deals with controversial religious topics such as the end of the world, polytheism, and gods having an annual picnic. If it is likely that you might be offended by any of these concepts please call all your friends and have them BUY all the copies of this offensive book that they can find, start a massive bonfire (don't forget to call the local media!), and burn away.

How Many Kobolds Does It Take To End the World?

Since Vor wasn't invited to this year's Annual Picnic of the Gods, he was understandably perturbed. In fact, he was so annoyed that he was just about to crash the party and give the rest of the gods a piece of his mind* when he realized that he couldn't. The other gods had barred his access to the Demi-Plane of Picnics! That really made Vor angry, very, very angry. How angry was he? Vor was so angry that he decided that if he couldn't enjoy the picnic then NO ONE ever would. He selected 'volunteers' from the ranks of his only devoted followers, Kobolds, and charged them with a simple mission. Destroy the Demi-Plane of Picnics, or else!

Farmageddon is an adventure for Kobolds Ate My Baby! Third Edition (some other companies call them modules but at 9th Level we like to call a spade a spade). It contains a full adventure with a map and enough random mayhem to make it playable and, dare we say, even fun to play numerous times.

• Steal A Picnic Basket!
• Destroy An Entire Plane!
• Eat Baby Gods!
• Annoy Vor!
• Sacrifice An Apocalypse Cow!

* Please keep all jokes about the Red God's mind to yourself, 9th Level Games will not be held responsible for the consequences in the event that you don't. He's an angry god who CAN NOT take a joke.

Written by Daniel Landis.

20 pages
Stock #9LG9007 * $4.00

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